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10. They bring back just a little bit of classic style and taste into this modernistic world of monochromatic bumpers.:bling:
9. They set you apart from everyone else as a person of taste and distinction.:headslap:
8. They go great with fog lights.:claphead:
7. The MDX also doesn't have enough chrome so we have an extra responsibility to add them.:xnuts:
6. While relatively expensive, they can be claimed as a tax deduction.:15:
5. They're shiny and cool on a hot day.:31:
4. Since there are 4, they improve the appearance of the Pilot from every conceivable angle! And they improve driving performance by about 40%:roadtrip:
3. They're required by law in some states.:25:
2. Two fog lights are a moral necessity, too. As a new Pilot owner, you have the obligation, and privilege too I might add, to teach the world about style and classic taste. The world must not be allowed to continue to fall into that black hole never ending downward spiral of monochromatic bumper despair and hopelessness. Chrome and fog light must shine forth from the primeval darkness to show the world that we shall not be permanently enveloped by the misty chaos of bland degradation. Style must prevail in the end. Chrome and fog lights must prevail.:awais:
1. Your Pilot yearns for them. I get so sad whenever I see those unfilled holes and slots on cars where options were supposed to go. The car speaks to me, privately, with unsatisfied yearning and disappointment, mournfully crying out, "My designer, who knew me before I was assembled, wanted me to have fog lights and chrome bumper trim here and here and here, but my owner, well he's a good owner and I love the family, but they just don't quite understand me:1zhelp:, my personality, and my deeper purpose in the Universe. That's OK, we really can't expect all people to understand the inner life of cars, but I'm glad I can share this with you."
9. They set you apart from everyone else as a person of taste and distinction.:headslap:
8. They go great with fog lights.:claphead:
7. The MDX also doesn't have enough chrome so we have an extra responsibility to add them.:xnuts:
6. While relatively expensive, they can be claimed as a tax deduction.:15:
5. They're shiny and cool on a hot day.:31:
4. Since there are 4, they improve the appearance of the Pilot from every conceivable angle! And they improve driving performance by about 40%:roadtrip:
3. They're required by law in some states.:25:
2. Two fog lights are a moral necessity, too. As a new Pilot owner, you have the obligation, and privilege too I might add, to teach the world about style and classic taste. The world must not be allowed to continue to fall into that black hole never ending downward spiral of monochromatic bumper despair and hopelessness. Chrome and fog light must shine forth from the primeval darkness to show the world that we shall not be permanently enveloped by the misty chaos of bland degradation. Style must prevail in the end. Chrome and fog lights must prevail.:awais:
1. Your Pilot yearns for them. I get so sad whenever I see those unfilled holes and slots on cars where options were supposed to go. The car speaks to me, privately, with unsatisfied yearning and disappointment, mournfully crying out, "My designer, who knew me before I was assembled, wanted me to have fog lights and chrome bumper trim here and here and here, but my owner, well he's a good owner and I love the family, but they just don't quite understand me:1zhelp:, my personality, and my deeper purpose in the Universe. That's OK, we really can't expect all people to understand the inner life of cars, but I'm glad I can share this with you."
