Lets try and help him out. He's trying to be more organized. There is something called the vehicle OCD organizer that looks like the partitions in a six pack of beer bottles. This sits inside the console, so it might not be exactly what you are looking for, but might be a step forward.Maybe you just need less stuff in your car rather than more storage. But just get a plastic dish washing pan from the 99 cent store.
OCD Console organizer