I'll start with the "Car horror stories"...I seen it all since I worked at one for 3 years in college.
How about the time(s) the brushes grab the power antenna and yank it out by the roots?
How about the one where the brushes grabbed a "dealer license plate", snagged it in a brush and Washed a new Cadillac with the License Plate? Ker-bang, ker-bang, ker-bang.....ker-$$$$
How about the one where a Hydraulic hose breaks and bathes the car in a nice bright red fluid that runs out of cracks for months? (Zaino protect from that?)
How about jumping the tracks and bashing in the fender? (we had a roller jack to put 'em back in the tracks)
How about the one where the bird flew in the blower/dryer and plastered the car with guts and feathers?
How about the time(s) the brushes grab the power antenna and yank it out by the roots?
How about the one where the brushes grabbed a "dealer license plate", snagged it in a brush and Washed a new Cadillac with the License Plate? Ker-bang, ker-bang, ker-bang.....ker-$$$$
How about the one where a Hydraulic hose breaks and bathes the car in a nice bright red fluid that runs out of cracks for months? (Zaino protect from that?)
How about jumping the tracks and bashing in the fender? (we had a roller jack to put 'em back in the tracks)
How about the one where the bird flew in the blower/dryer and plastered the car with guts and feathers?