State Mottos

[LChisum]

>STATE MOTTOS >

>Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. >

>Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat. >

>Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything. >

>California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Any Honda. >

>Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.


>Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

>Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

>Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

>Georgia: We Put the "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism.

> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money.)

>Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes.....Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good.

>Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce The "S".

>Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.

>Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn.

>Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States.

>Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.

>Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

>Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.

>Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.

>Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets).

>Michigan: First Line of Defense From The Canadians.

>Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes....And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.

>Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.

>Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.

>Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Little Else.

>Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.

>Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

>New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone.

>New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right.

>New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.

>New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney.

>North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable.

>North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

>Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.

>Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing.

>Oregon: Spotted Owl.......It's What's For Dinner.

>Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.

>Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.

>South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.

>South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.

>Tennessee: The Educashun State.

>Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English).

>Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.

>Vermont: Yep.

>Virginia: Who says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

>Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

>West Virginia: One Big Happy Family.......Really!

>Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese.

>Wyoming: Where Men Are Men......and the sheep are scared.

[jay]

Then there's the Abercrombie and Fitch T-shirts. They created a real flap with the West Virginia one, and they were recalled shortly after release.

The one's I remember:

New Hampshire - 40 million squirrels can't be wrong.

West Virginia - It's All Relative.

[Ziploc]

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.

Truer words......