Joke

[Art]

WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so
he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out
one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her
husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to
glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her
e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw
the
computer screen which read:

-----------------
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2002

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and
you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and
have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow! Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was.

PS Sure is hot down here!!

[EDR]

EDR

[robrecht]

Originally posted by Art
PS Sure is hot down here!!

Now that's a funny email!

[kemosabe]

Pretty funny...

[Art]

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little
Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you
telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"

[ramirami]

Originally posted by Art
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little
Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you
telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"

[kemosabe]

[sblvro]

two men are having the same thing in mind. the first one is crossing a tight rope between two tall buildings. the second one is getting a head from a 97 year old woman. what are they thinking?

(don't look down!)

[kemosabe]

Originally posted by sblvro
two men are having the same thing in mind. the first one is crossing a tight rope between two tall buildings. the second one is getting a head from a 97 year old woman. what are they thinking?

(don't look down!)

Hmmm... on second thought, maybe this picture should've gone in the "thongs" thread instead...

[ramirami]

Originally posted by kemosabe




Hmmm... on second thought, maybe this picture should've gone in the "thongs" thread instead...

[RipRocK]

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