Why men are happy!

[colorider]

Our last name stays put.
The garage is all ours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
We can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
The world is our urinal.
We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at our chest when they're talking to us.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
We know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
We can open all our own jars.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
We almost never have strap problems in public.
We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
Everything on our face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
We only have to shave our face and neck.
We can play with toys all our life.
Our belly usually hides our big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look.
We can "DO" our nails with a pocketknife.
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

[krygny]

Women resent us for all those attributes.