What An Old Lady Is Thinking...

[john802]

Here is this guy who takes care of his body, he lifts weights and jogs five miles everyday.
One morning, he looked into the mirror and admired his body. He noticed that he was tanned all over, except his thing and decided to do something about it. So he went to the beach, undress completely and buried himself in the sand, except for his thing sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach and one looked down and blurted out: “There really is no justice in this world.”
The other old lady said, “What do you mean?”
The first old lady said, “Look at that, when I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it.”

When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it.
When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it. When I was 40 years old, I asked for it.
When I was 50 years old, I paid for it.
When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it.
When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it.

And now, that I am 80 years old, the damn things are growing wild.