Some IRC Conversations.

[RipRocK]

Found this when I checked out a site of which my buddy sent a link. May be you just have to be a total dork to find these funny, but here they are...:
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(Zybl0re) get up
(Zybl0re) get on up
(Zybl0re) get up
(Zybl0re) get on up
(phxl|paper) and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances \-(
* nmp3bot dances |-(
* nmp3bot dances /-(
([SA]HatfulOfHollow) i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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t0rbad) so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder) i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder) WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder) IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder) AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder) NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder) NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder) IN FACT
BlackAdder) IF YOU DIED RIHGT NOW
BlackAdder) I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder) SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT LOSER?
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad) so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError) right
heartless) Right.
r3v) right
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(xterm) The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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(JonJonB) Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
(JonJonB) Let's see the results...

(JonJonB) "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
(JonJonB) "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

(JonJonB) A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

(JonJonB) "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
(JonJonB) "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

(JonJonB) Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

(JonJonB) "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

(JonJonB) The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

(JonJonB) He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

(JonJonB) He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

(JonJonB) Ok
(JonJonB) I have found, definitive proof
(JonJonB) that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all

(JonJonB) "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

(melusine ) O_______O

(JonJonB) Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

(JonJonB) Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

(JonJonB) 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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(Zanthis(ALE)) AFK, tornado
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(Beeth) Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
(honx) well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
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(kow`) "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
(SpaceRain) That's only 2 types of people, kow.
(SpaceRain) STUPID
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(tag) Ouroboros: lets play Pong
(Ouroboros) Ok.
(tag) | .
(Ouroboros) . |
(tag) | .
(Ouroboros) . |
(tag) | .
(Ouroboros) | .
(Ouroboros) Whoops
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(calin) we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
(ecoli) ew.
(ecoli) wait, you "caught" him?
(ecoli) like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
(Aero) he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
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(mage) what should I give sister for unzipping?
(Kevyn) Um. Ten bucks?
(mage) no I mean like, WinZip?
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(BombScare) i beat the internet
(BombScare) the end guy is hard
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(blazemore) LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
(FlipTopBx) is it modded?
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(Night-hen-gayle) I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
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morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
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(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what sucks?
(TheXPhial) vaccuums
(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
(TheXPhial) black holes
(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
(TheXPhial) lava?
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(Kazz) Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
(Zaratustra) a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
(Zaratustra) like a network card without the appropriate driver.
(Kazz) Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
(Sharkey) And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
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(ohm) DAMN!!!!
(ohm) OMFG!!!!
(ohm) DAMN!!!!!
(ohm) i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up and didn't know
(ohm) i go like this to her
(ohm) "i want to suck on your clit"
(ohm) I"M GOIN TO HELL!!! I'M GOING TO HELL!!!
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(+kritical) christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
(+Christin1) how do i do that
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(Raize) can you guys see what I type?
(vecna) no, raize
(Raize) How do I set it up so you can see it?
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Mikkel) If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
(Celestya) i dont think so
(Mikkel) Wanna go camping?
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(skrike) I think the people above me are having sex
(skrike) either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
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(@Logan) I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
(@Logan) I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

[FLPilot]

IRC is considered to be a very sick world (as if the internet itself wasn't bad enough).

[RipRocK]

<Ransome_LightHawk> You know,I heard "The Passion" is so good they are going to make a book about it
<Jaffar> Yeah. I think they're calling it "The Bible" or something
<Jaffar> I dunno, sounds kind of silly to me.
* Ransome_LightHawk nods
<Jaffar> I mean, who'd read a book called "The Bible". Psh.
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<Prtygrrl> what does OMG mean?
<gi> Oh my god.
<Prtygrrl> well escuse me for being a little newbie, mr. oh-im-so-1337.
<gi> What?
<Prtygrrl> you know, you dont have to be so mean. i hope you fall and hurt yourself reallyreally bad.
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thebud: the passion of the christ?
Indago: if i wanted to see a bad actor get nailed, I'd watch the paris hilton video
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sdrawkcab yekim: tomorrow i'm going to drink 10 gallons of water
revmoo: why
sdrawkcab yekim: i wanna see how long i can pee for one time
revmoo1: that's it, I'm done with the Internet
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* Reddog is now known as You
* You have performed an Illegal operation, please Restart Windows
* You is now known as Reddog
* Desh has quit IRC (Quit: brb gotta restart windows...stupid trillian yelling at me)
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[ExCal]: hey andre, do you live on welfare?
[ANDrEY]: NOO, BARRINGTON AVE.

[FLPilot]

Yep, these are the types of conversations I deal with on a daily basis.

[kemosabe]

Originally posted by FLPilot
Yep, these are the types of conversations I deal with on a daily basis.

What happened to "God Bless Our Military" in your profile???

Now, you're using your mobster name!!!

A picture of Fancy Pants the LEO at work...

[FLPilot]

Originally posted by kemosabe


What happened to "God Bless Our Military" in your profile???

Now, you're using your mobster name!!!

A picture of Fancy Pants the LEO at work...

Well since you started the first thread drift....

Honestly I felt like I needed to update my little box. I along with everyone here I know supports our military without a doubt. I thought I would just give some people and you something to laugh about.

Actually here is a picture of fancy pants back in the days:

[FLPilot]

and now this is what I look like at work....the whole police thing is just a cover up.

[RipRocK]

Originally posted by FLPilot
Yep, these are the types of conversations I deal with on a daily basis.

??? Hmmm....this statement has rather piqued my interest...even if I asked, you probably couldn't say though, right?

Oh, but you wouldn't happen to be this guy I've talking to on IRC, discussing the shipment of an illegal shipment of crazed beanie dolls on crack, would you?

Just in case some of you are wondering, no, I don't come across these quotes personally on IRC. I get them from bash.org. There are some real doozies on that site, which are omitted on here due to obvious reasons.