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This was in my email today:
This one is for all of you who either: a) have kids (or will someday) b) had kids who have now grown c) were once a kid d) know a kid! Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
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Cracked me up! Especially since I'm fighting the glamorous war of booger issues with my 4 year old. I just found one on my leather interior
SICK! I wish booster seats came with wrist restraints.
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What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
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My all time favorite bumper sticker: If you get any closer, I'll flick a booger onto your windshield!
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Titans Fan What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. Quote:
Way too funny, though highbrow humor it'snot.
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