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01-14-2004, 10:52 AM
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more Jacko jokes
1. What did Michael Jackson say to woody allen?
Got two fives for a ten? 2. Knock Knock Whos there? Little Boy blue Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson 3. Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought its a delivery service 4. What is bed time in Michael Jackson's house When the big hand is on the little hand 5. What is Michael Jackson's favorite college Brigham Young  
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01-14-2004, 11:19 AM
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Not really a joke, just an observation: Isn't it an oxymoron to refer to Michael Jackson as being "manhandled" by the police?
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01-14-2004, 12:57 PM
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Michael Jackson got all excited, he heard little boys pants were half off at Toys R Us.....
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09-21-2004, 07:44 AM
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09-21-2004, 11:10 AM
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Question: What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
Answer: One's made of plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with. The other is used to carry groceries. 
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