Gotta love Minnesota

[colorider]

This was posted by one of the guys on my motorcycle list:

"There's no PMS in Minnesota!"

60 above, New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Minnesota people plant gardens.

50 above, Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesota people sunbathe.

40 above, Italian cars won't start.
Minnesota people drive with the windows down

32 above, Distilled water freezes.
Mille Lacs water gets thicker.

20 above, Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats
Minnesota people throw on a sweatshirt

15 above, New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Minnesota people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

0, People in Miami cease to exist..
Minnesota people lick the flagpole

20 below, Californians fly away to Mexico.
Minnesota people get out their winter coats.

40 below, Hollywood disintegrates.
Minnesota's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

60 below, Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Minnesota's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
cold
enough.

80 below, Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Minnesota people rent some videos.

100 below, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesota people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

297 below, Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Minnesota cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below, ALL atomic motion stops.
Minnesota people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below, Hell freezes over.
The Green Bay Packers win the Super Bowl..

[RipRocK]

Funny list, colorider. I especially liked "297".

[m-mmeyer]

Hey I resemble that statement!


Matt

[ramirami]

Originally posted by colorider
500 below, Hell freezes over.
The Green Bay Packers win the Super Bowl..

first of all it will be a cold day in hell when green bay ackers win a super bowl....

but should'nt the punch line be the vikings..the packers are in wisconsin