Real Women Piloteers?

[colorider]

Which are you?????

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while
it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will
absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are
cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me,
The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it
and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in
half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will
go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill
and drink. You might still have the headache, but who
cares?

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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom
of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom
of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying
on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple
in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it
in the pantry for up to a year.

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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the
baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and
there won't be any white mess on the inside of the
cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate
it for you.

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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust
before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not
include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just
don't do it.

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using
latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip
that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

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And finally the most important tip!.....
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and
sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??

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A good friend will come and bail you out of
jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you
saying, "Damn...that was fun!

[ramirami]

what is a lady ...never seen anyof those

[Art]

I'd show that to my wife, but I don't wanna get whacked on the head.........................again.

[colorider]

Originally posted by Art
I'd show that to my wife, but I don't wanna get whacked on the head.........................again.

I sent it to Mrs. Colorider - but have not heard back from her!!!!!

[Ziploc]

Originally posted by colorider
Which are you?????

Ladies (no one I know) - You've had a hard day. Sit down and relax while I fix you your favorite dinner, my sweet.

Real Women (me) - Ummm, that was a delicious meal. I've made you into a heckova cook!