If you like Steven Wright - Honda Pilot

Art · 08-28-2003, 12:14 PM

http://www.fortogden.com/fosw.html

rockman19762001 · 08-28-2003, 01:56 PM

Great site thanks for information.

ramirami · 08-28-2003, 02:01 PM

Ziploc · 08-28-2003, 02:38 PM

Seems like Steven Wright is becoming the master of one (or two) liners. I mean, how can you beat such thought-provoking questions as:

Why isn't the word, 'phonetically' spelled with an 'f'?

Kemo --a big Steven Wright fan--should especially enjoy this site (I wouldn't be surprised if he's already acquainted with it!)

kemosabe · 08-28-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Ziploc

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Kemo --a big Steven Wright fan--should especially enjoy this site (I wouldn't be surprised if he's already acquainted with it!)

When I had Erols as my ISP, my web site had a whole page of Steven Wright jokes that I had collected over the years... Ever since I saw him live (as opposed to dead) at a performance at the U.S. Naval Academy, I was hooked!!!

bigpuma · 08-28-2003, 07:39 PM

They forgot one. well probably more than one.

"I bought some used paint, it was in the shape of a house."

74PILOTMOM · 08-28-2003, 07:52 PM

I remember this one from when I was a kid, and I don't know why it sticks with me:

"So I bought some powdered water...but I didn't know what to add"

smurray · 08-28-2003, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 74PILOTMOM
I remember this one from when I was a kid, and I don't know why it sticks with me:

"So I bought some powdered water...but I didn't know what to add"

That's the one that sticks with me as well.

bigpuma · 08-28-2003, 09:37 PM

or how about. . .

I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I bought em again.

kemosabe · 08-28-2003, 10:47 PM

Another great comedian (IMHO) that delivers funny one-liners is George Carlin...

...for example: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, then why is it still #2?

gewf631 · 08-29-2003, 10:15 AM

Here's another page with lot's of Steven Wright quotes...

Steven Wright quotes

08-28-2003, 12:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Art Super Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,424 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If you like Steven Wright http://www.fortogden.com/fosw.html __________________ 07 Town and Country Touring-Linen Gold Pearl w/ dark khaki interior. Former vehicle:'03 Pilot- Nighthawk Black Pearl EX-L All-Season Mats- DIY-Lund Air Deflector, Rear Splash Guards,Side Steps, Wood Dash Kit, Fog Lights, wheel locks, crossbars, Sirius Orbiter, Many wwong items Wife:07 Accord LX- Alabaster Silver Metallic w/black interior '49 Chevy Styline Deluxe sedan(My toy)

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08-28-2003, 02:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ziploc Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Damascus, Maryland Posts: 2,199 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Steven Wright's Wit Seems like Steven Wright is becoming the master of one (or two) liners. I mean, how can you beat such thought-provoking questions as: Why isn't the word, 'phonetically' spelled with an 'f'? Kemo --a big Steven Wright fan--should especially enjoy this site (I wouldn't be surprised if he's already acquainted with it!) __________________ '03 Pilot Starlight Silver EX ~ Towing Package ~ Fog Lights w/ Lower Trim & Garnish ~ Running Boards, Rear Mud Guards ~ All-Weather Mats ~ Wheel Locks ~Cargo Area Accessories: Cover Tray * Organizer * Net* ~ Honda Pilot.org Accessories: License Plate Frame Sticker*

08-28-2003, 07:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
74PILOTMOM Super Mom Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Port Orchard, WA Posts: 1,997 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I remember this one from when I was a kid, and I don't know why it sticks with me: "So I bought some powdered water...but I didn't know what to add" __________________ '03 PILOT Starlight Silver EX-L FormFit Air deflector, Splash Guards, Honda hitch, Honda All Weather Mats, dead pedal cover from wwong, Westin Oval Sidesteps, MICHELIN Cross Terrains ----------------------------------------- '08 RIDGELINE RTL Formal Black hitch only so far... ----------------------------------------- '02 XR50R The cutest honda ever. -----------------------------------------

08-29-2003, 10:15 AM	#11 (permalink)
gewf631 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Chicago, NW Burbs Posts: 166 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Here's another page with lot's of Steven Wright quotes... Steven Wright quotes __________________ Ed F '03 Havasu Blue EX-L - gone but not forgotten '06 Accord Pearl Gray EX-L '11 Dark Cherry Touring

08-28-2003, 01:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
rockman19762001 Super Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Midland, Texas Posts: 686 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Great site thanks for information.

08-28-2003, 07:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
bigpuma Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Northern California Posts: 64 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	They forgot one. well probably more than one. "I bought some used paint, it was in the shape of a house."

08-28-2003, 09:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
bigpuma Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Northern California Posts: 64 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	or how about. . . I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I bought em again.

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