Bathroom Humor - Honda Pilot

Ziploc · 08-04-2003, 06:04 PM

I pulled onto the interstate this morning on my regular 20-mile trek to work, settling down into "automatic Pilot " (no pun intended) in the right lane for an uneventful ride. At first I was oblivious to the fact I was soon rolling along in, shall we say, a rather unusual convoy moving down the highway....

Directly in front of me, in the right lane, was a tractor trailer loaded down with a shipment of Porta-Johns. Riding lock-step alongside me in the left lane was a small white commercial truck with "Frederick Septic Service" emblazoned on the side. At the same time, riding directly behind me was one of those big tank trucks labeled "Sewage Only"-- except I didn't realize a sewage tanker had been following me until Frederick Septic finally moved on past and Mr. Sewage Only pulled out and replaced him chugging along at my left.

Picture it---here I am, caught in a flying wedge of human waste vehicles escorting me down the highway!!!

All of us were gunning to get ahead of the Porta-Potties, which were moving at an exceptional clip in the right lane. After having a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, I decided to slow down and let the Sewage Parade duke it out up ahead!!!!
Just hope this wasn't a preview of the kind of work week I can expect!!!

kemosabe · 08-04-2003, 06:12 PM

Ziploc: 5H1T!!! That sounds (okay, smells) like a crappy situation you got yourself into this morning...

Ziploc · 08-04-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by kemosabe
Ziploc: 5H1T!!! That sounds (okay, smells) like a crappy situation you got yourself into this morning...

You ain't SH1TT1N, kemosabe!!!

Even 'tho there were probably no aromas wafting from the vehicles, I raised my window and turned on the recirc!

dzitlow · 08-04-2003, 06:36 PM

Kinda of reminds me of situation a couple years ago when contents of a toilet tank in a large commercial plane at 30,000 feet over America became dislodged. The contents after leaving the plane immediately froze at it descended to earth into a large blue-brown format. It hit the roof of a school building with students, penetrating the roof and shattering through to the floor. Luckily, no one was hurt on the ground but it was apparently quite a smelly mess to clean up as it melted

florida_guy · 08-05-2003, 04:53 AM

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Originally posted by Ziploc
At first I was oblivious to the fact I was soon rolling along in, shall we say, a rather unusual convoy moving down the highway....

Well, I was going to make a comment but I can't compete with what you and kemo have already said so I will just say "Oh crap they beat me too it." and move on.

Ziploc · 08-05-2003, 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by florida_guy

Well, I was going to make a comment but I can't compete with what you and kemo have already said so I will just say "Oh crap they beat me too it." and move on.

Sometimes it seems as though crap like this only happens to me!

08-04-2003, 06:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ziploc Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Damascus, Maryland Posts: 2,199 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Bathroom Humor I pulled onto the interstate this morning on my regular 20-mile trek to work, settling down into "automatic Pilot " (no pun intended) in the right lane for an uneventful ride. At first I was oblivious to the fact I was soon rolling along in, shall we say, a rather unusual convoy moving down the highway.... Directly in front of me, in the right lane, was a tractor trailer loaded down with a shipment of Porta-Johns. Riding lock-step alongside me in the left lane was a small white commercial truck with "Frederick Septic Service" emblazoned on the side. At the same time, riding directly behind me was one of those big tank trucks labeled "Sewage Only"-- except I didn't realize a sewage tanker had been following me until Frederick Septic finally moved on past and Mr. Sewage Only pulled out and replaced him chugging along at my left. Picture it---here I am, caught in a flying wedge of human waste vehicles escorting me down the highway!!! All of us were gunning to get ahead of the Porta-Potties, which were moving at an exceptional clip in the right lane. After having a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, I decided to slow down and let the Sewage Parade duke it out up ahead!!!! Just hope this wasn't a preview of the kind of work week I can expect!!! __________________ '03 Pilot Starlight Silver EX ~ Towing Package ~ Fog Lights w/ Lower Trim & Garnish ~ Running Boards, Rear Mud Guards ~ All-Weather Mats ~ Wheel Locks ~Cargo Area Accessories: Cover Tray * Organizer * Net* ~ Honda Pilot.org Accessories: License Plate Frame Sticker*

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08-04-2003, 06:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
dzitlow Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 16 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Kinda of reminds me of situation a couple years ago when contents of a toilet tank in a large commercial plane at 30,000 feet over America became dislodged. The contents after leaving the plane immediately froze at it descended to earth into a large blue-brown format. It hit the roof of a school building with students, penetrating the roof and shattering through to the floor. Luckily, no one was hurt on the ground but it was apparently quite a smelly mess to clean up as it melted

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