Definitions

[colorider]

WHAT SEX ARE THEY??

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.


TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this:
it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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Now - any idea if our Pilots are male or female???

[tracy]

Now - any idea if our Pilots are male or female??? [/B]

Hmmm...

1. Dependable

2. Attractive

3. Underappreciated by people who are more interested in flash than substance

Not only are Pilots female, but they're the "girl next door."