>Subject: WINTER TIME

[PrG]

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> As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
>The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps
>out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,he says... "Hi, my
>name is Kevin, it's winter and I'm driving a SALT TRUCK

[kemosabe]

Heather goes to the dermatologist and says, "Doctor, my husband has really bad dandruff...what can I do?" The doctor thought for a moment and then replied, "Give him Head & Shoulders" Heather goes home, but comes back the next day to see the doctor, "Doctor, how do you give shoulders...???"

[hondacuraplanet]

[colorider]

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked
the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender: "What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7!!".

[kemosabe]

A Redhead, a Brunette, and a Blonde were sitting in the waiting room of the OB/GYN office. All three are pregnant. The Redhead says, "My husband was on top when we conceived so we're going to have a boy." The Brunette says, "I was on top when we conceived so we're going to have a girl." The Blonde cries, "Oh no! I'm going to have puppies...!!!"\

[ramirami]

She was So Blonde…
Thought you might enjoy this. Poor blondes! They don't get no respect!

SHE WAS SO BLONDE…
… she thought a quarterback was a refund
… she thought General Motors was in the army
… she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
… at the bottom where it said "sign here" she wrote Libra

SHE WAS SOO BLONDE…
… she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
… she sent a fax with a stamp on it
… she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
… under "education" she put "Hooked on Phonics"

SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE…
… she tripped over a cordless phone
… she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate"
… she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk"
… she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE…
… she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
… she studied for a blood test
… she sold her car for gas money
… when the sign said "AIRPORT LEFT" she turned around and went home

SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE…
… when she heard that 90% of crimes occurred near home, she moved
… she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
… she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
… she thought she could not use her AM radio in the evening

[kemosabe]

A Blonde Moment!