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Old 01-29-2003, 02:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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> A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a
> cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
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> The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
> The egg mutters to no one in particular,
> "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"
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took me 5 seconds, but I got it!!!!
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Took me 4.2 secs to get it .... ROFL !!!
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The little baby chick asked the mother chicken, "Was I born?" The mother hen replied, "No sweetie, you were laid." The little baby chick then asked, "Are people laid, too?" and the mother chicken answered, "Some are, some aren't..."
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I don't get it?!?!?
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I don't get it?!?!?
This is the answer to the age-old question "Who CAME first, the chicken or the egg"
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This is the answer to the age-old question "Who CAME first, the chicken or the egg"
A picture is worth a thousand words -- perhaps this will help:
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A picture is worth a thousand words -- perhaps this will help:
I have been incredibly impressed with your ability to produce graphics relevant to the conversation at hand but this one puts you in a different galaxy from the rest of us!!!
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I have been incredibly impressed with your ability to produce graphics relevant to the conversation at hand but this one puts in a different galaxy from the rest of us!!!
Merci beaucoup and muchas gracias for those kind words!!!

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