Got to love drunk people !!!

[PrG]

> > A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
> > loud pounding on the door.
> >
> > The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
> > standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> >
> > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the
> > morning!"
> >
> > He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his
> > wife.
> >
> > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> >
> > "Did you help him?" she asks.
> >
> > "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring
> > out there!"
> >
> > "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
> >
> > "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and
> > those two guys helped us?
> >
> > I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
> > yourself!"
> >
> > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
> > pounding rain.
> >
> > He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
> >
> > "Yes" comes back the answer.
> >
> > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> >
> > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> >
> > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> >
> > "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

[kemosabe]

This must be the CEO's wife...