Little Johnny

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During math class at school, Little Johnny was asked by Mrs. Jones a question. "Johnny, if there were 5 birds sitting on top of a fence and the farmer shot one if them, how many would be left?" To which Johnny answered, "None".

Mrs. Jones looked puzzled for a second and asked Little Johnny, "Can you please explain your answer?" Little Johnny replied, "Well, if the farmer shoots one, the rest would fly away". Mrs. Jones chuckled and said, "Well, the correct answer is 4, but I like the way you think".

So, Little Johnny asked Mrs. Jones a question. "If there were three ladies eating popscicle and the first lady munched on it voraciously, the second lady barely licked the tip of the popscicle and the third lady just took the whole thing in her mouth, which would be the married one?" Mrs. Jones was thought for a minute and answered, "I suppose the third one would be", to which Johnny answered, "Nope, the correct answer is the one with the wedding ring, but I really like the way you think".

[kemosabe]

The teacher asked the class, "Can anyone use the following three words in a sentence: defeat, defense, and detail?" Little Johnny raised his hand and replied, "Defeat go over defense before detail..."