More helpful hints from Martha Stewart

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Helpful hints

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> > Subject: More helpful hints from Martha Stewart
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> > Helpful Hint #1
> > If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
> > Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat
> > and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
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> > Helpful Hint #2
> > Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
> > vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
> > you chop away
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> > Helpful Hint #3
> > Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an
> > ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside
> > it before you put it on.
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> > Helpful Hint #4
> > Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish
> > bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to
> > swim in an amusing manner.
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> > Helpful Hint #5
> > Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the
> > toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.
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> > Helpful Hint #6
> > High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself
> > and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in
> > your veins.
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> > Helpful Hint #7
> > A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock
> > will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
> > sleep.

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