If Ralph Nader Had Never Been Born

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David Letterman's
Top Ten Ways Cars Would Have Been Different If Ralph Nader Had Never Been Born

10. Dashboard hibachis.
9. Seat belts made of piano wire.
8. Windshield replaced with ant farm for the kids.
7. Strobe headlights make oncoming traffic look like old time movie.
6. Fifty foot antennas allow you to broadcast while driving.
5. Optional front seat hammocks.
4. Wiper fluid reservoir routinely filled with thousand island dressing.
3. New York taxi cabs would be exactly the same.
2. The paper Buick.
1. Speedometer replaced with electronic voice chanting, "Punch it! Punch it!"