**French Terror Alert ** - Honda Pilot

MPSpecter · 07-31-2005, 06:21 PM

**The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the London bombings **

**that it has raised its terror alert level from ****Run**** to ****Hide.**** The only two higher levels in France **

**are ****Surrender**** ****and ****Collaborate****. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed **

**France***'s white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.*

jdeanski · 07-31-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MPSpecter
**The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the London bombings **

**that it has raised its terror alert level from ****Run**** to ****Hide.**** The only two higher levels in France **

**are ****Surrender**** ****and ****Collaborate****. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed **

**France***'s white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.*

Well.........as far as their government goes and and much as history has born out......you go that right. But remember that their current leadership was elected because his opposition was a neo Nazi so the French people had no real choice. Also remember that their "special operations" people are among the best in the world. Too bad that their leadership isn't.

lazarus · 07-31-2005, 08:25 PM

oh how I can appreciate that joke!

ramirami · 07-31-2005, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by jdeanski

Too bad that their leadership isn't.

true for most places around the world

Sportymonk · 07-31-2005, 10:02 PM

Google "French Military Victories" and click on "I'm feeling lucky" or take the answer that is for www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html - 12k -
It should give you the results "Did you mean French Military Defeats?"

That that one and wind up at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
for a very interesting list of French military involvements.

BigDogDad · 08-02-2005, 09:44 AM

Love these two...

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."

Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you."

MPSpecter · 08-02-2005, 12:18 PM

Subject: BULLETIN

Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin _ss-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office.

We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you Bin Doin.

07-31-2005, 06:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
MPSpecter Super Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Concrete Jungle, NY Posts: 347 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	French Terror Alert The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. __________________ NBP No. 21712

07-31-2005, 08:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
lazarus Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Morgantown, WV Posts: 83 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	oh how I can appreciate that joke! __________________ '03 EX Sage Brush Pearl It's not anti-American...it's not un-American...it's French. Mark Twain

07-31-2005, 10:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sportymonk Super Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Rocky Mount NC Posts: 2,410 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Google "French Military Victories" and click on "I'm feeling lucky" or take the answer that is for www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html - 12k - It should give you the results "Did you mean French Military Defeats?" That that one and wind up at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html for a very interesting list of French military involvements. __________________ Eagles may soar, but foxes dont get sucked into jet engines. 2005 Steel Blue Metallic EX-L with iPod P.I.E. X3 interface (keeps the cd changer!!), LED lights in doors and overhead, tow package, cargo shield, crossbars (self installed), WWongs stuff, cargo liner, extended warranty. All but the tow pkg at great saving through our sponsor hondacuraworld. 17 - 24 MPG with mileage removed for both the best and the worst atypical mileages. 183,000 miles since June 29, 2005

08-02-2005, 09:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
BigDogDad Super Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,501 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Love these two... "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage." Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you." __________________ 2005 Honda Pilot EX-L RES Billet Silver Metallic OEM Accessories: All-Weather Floor Mats, Cargo Tray, Cross Bars, Door Visors, Hitch, Rear Splash Guards, Wheel Locks, Full Size Spare, Fog Lights, Fog Light Film, Black Side Steps Non-OEM Accessories: Tinted Windows, 3M Pilot Pads, Thule 998 Trailblazer Bike Rack, Hardwired Passport 8500, Sirius Audiovox PNP3 Receiver, Panoramic Rear View Mirror, Blind Spot Safety Mirrors

08-02-2005, 12:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
MPSpecter Super Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Concrete Jungle, NY Posts: 347 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	***New Terror Alert*** Subject: BULLETIN Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin _ss-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you Bin Doin. __________________ NBP No. 21712

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