Lettermans top ten... - Honda Pilot

Art · 01-10-2005, 03:58 PM

Here's a pretty good one...

"Top Ten Laser Pointer Guy Excuses"

10. Wanted to give pilots complimentary laser eye surgery.

9. Was trying to get the attention of the hot babe in seat 3-A.

8. Wanted to be famous for next high school reunion.

7. Still distraught over the cancellation of NBC's "LAX."

6. Always wanted to be mentioned in lame Top Ten list.

5. "Why should the safety of human lives outweigh the joy I get from seeing a tiny green dot in the sky?"

4. "You need a laser to open those darn airline peanuts, am I right, America?!"

3. "No, no. I was just testing you guys. Nice work, everybody!"

2. Didn't want to go all the way to the airport so tried to hail a 747.

1. Life's goal: to see my name in paper after the words 'local jackass.'

Drywood · 01-28-2005, 06:02 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=106148

01-10-2005, 03:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Art Super Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,424 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Lettermans top ten... Here's a pretty good one... "Top Ten Laser Pointer Guy Excuses" 10. Wanted to give pilots complimentary laser eye surgery. 9. Was trying to get the attention of the hot babe in seat 3-A. 8. Wanted to be famous for next high school reunion. 7. Still distraught over the cancellation of NBC's "LAX." 6. Always wanted to be mentioned in lame Top Ten list. 5. "Why should the safety of human lives outweigh the joy I get from seeing a tiny green dot in the sky?" 4. "You need a laser to open those darn airline peanuts, am I right, America?!" 3. "No, no. I was just testing you guys. Nice work, everybody!" 2. Didn't want to go all the way to the airport so tried to hail a 747. 1. Life's goal: to see my name in paper after the words 'local jackass.' __________________ 07 Town and Country Touring-Linen Gold Pearl w/ dark khaki interior. Former vehicle:'03 Pilot- Nighthawk Black Pearl EX-L All-Season Mats- DIY-Lund Air Deflector, Rear Splash Guards,Side Steps, Wood Dash Kit, Fog Lights, wheel locks, crossbars, Sirius Orbiter, Many wwong items Wife:07 Accord LX- Alabaster Silver Metallic w/black interior '49 Chevy Styline Deluxe sedan(My toy)

01-28-2005, 06:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Drywood Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Elk Grove, Ca Posts: 79 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Napoleon Dynamite reads the Top Ten List on Letterman. Flippin' sweet! http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=106148

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