I don't think he's racing anymore, but I used to be a fan of Dick Trickle. Only because his name sounds like a venerial disease.
"WEEEE-DOGGY, would ya' look at that Diii-ck Triii-ckle!"
(Yes, I'm making fun of the way southerners speak. I make fun of Noo Yawkuhs too, so don't

me.)